The Dark Garden Presents...GNOMBIES!
Gnombies are your garden variety Gnome that have been infected with the Zombie virus. Available in 2 sizes Gnombies are weather proof & desk proof. The full size Gnombie matches the height and weight of a normal Garden Gnome while the mini sits nicely on your desk top. You can order them below (sorry but they are SUPER heavy & expensive to ship) or stop by Jetpack and see them today!
Gnombies also get part-time work as Zombie Elves at Christmas!
Gnombie stock is limited so get yours today!
The full size version weighs over 12lbs and stands 20 inches high by 14 inches wide!
.....okay here it is....our little friend's physical specifications...at 20" tall and 14" wide they will tear into the kneecaps of adolescents .....made of solid cold form resin weighing 12 pounds, they can used to bludgeon even the most vigilant of Jehovah's Witnesses...our Gnombie is ready for any environment with his individually hand painted exterior utilizing an all weather paint and a outer layer protectant that aids in providing an additional level of protection from the elements, but not from late night poachers...we are vigilant in our protection of our little friend as you should be.....and it should go without saying, in addition to their physical specifications ......these are 100% evil....so need not worry about our Gnombie as you can be rest assured it is those without, who should be concerned about a late night brain feast.......
PRICE INCLUDES SHIPPING to U.S. or INTERNATIONAL as NOTED! Total shipping weight is over 15lbs - These dead guys are heavy!